Finding a mate is like finding the right pair of jeans. Men and women seem to approach it differently. Women will try on countless ones, searching for the one that fits just right, makes her feel her best, doesn’t fall apart after getting into a few scuffles, gets more comfortable over time, and even when a couple holes develop, she wouldn’t think of getting rid of them.

Men on the other hand are less discerning in their search. They will choose one that more or less fits. They want to be able to get dirty with them and go anywhere with them from fancy to frumpy, and they want them to feel comfortable, especially against their private parts. And as long as they don’t cost too much, and look normal, they are just about perfect for any man.