If you have a diva dream and you are just in need of a few pointers, I have compiled a list of common traits of tiara worthy personalities on Facebook. These suggestions need not be limited to the femme fatale, they are perfectly poised for a gregarious gent as well.
- Change your profile photo often
- Make seemingly profound statements about nothing
- or about life, love, happiness, peace, religion or cats
- Make these statements often
- Post cartoon graphics or photos with statements written on top of them like Hallmark or American Greetings type images i.e. to make them look like inspirational greeting cards
- Make announcements of your whereabouts as if you are followed by the paparazzi
- Post photos of yourself routinely
- Don’t post too many photos of your friends and/or pets. You don’t want to draw any attention away from yourself
- Make statements about what inspires you
- Post about some tragic or difficult life experience you have gone through as though it is epic and people should worship you for it
- Make sure that people know you ARE a positive person
- “Like” your own comments and photos
- Send friend invitations to anyone and everyone you cross paths with, whomever you ever knew from your past, and know in your present
- Delete AND block anybody who says anything offensive about you
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